Exclusive to Pooch and Poodle. Not available in stores. See sizing and shipping information below.
We customize our tees, too! Just let us know: john@poochandpoodle.com
"Poodles NOT People Tee"
Let’s be real… some days, people just don’t cut it. That’s where poodles come in—fluffy, loyal, and way less dramatic. The Poodles NOT People t-shirt is your official uniform for dodging small talk and embracing the canine good life.
Whether you're a proud poodle parent, a dog park regular, or just someone who prefers four paws to fake vibes, this tee says it loud: less people, more poodles.
Its semi-fitted silhouette flatters, while the light fabric ensures you stay cool and comfortable. Whether for long walks, coffee runs, or ignoring texts from humans you don’t like. Available in sizes for every dog-loving introvert, or “please don’t talk to me, I’m with my dog” type.
Perfect as a gift for poodle lovers on holidays like National Dog Day, birthdays, as a thoughtful surprise for the dog mom in your life, or as a treat for yourself (because your dog approves, obviously).
Impawtant Features
Style: Semi-fitted (a more feminine take on the classic tee); runs true to size
Fabric: Light fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)). 100% ringspun cotton for all solid colors.
Construction: Ribbed knitting makes the collar highly elastic while the twill tape on the shoulder seams stabilizes the back of the shirt and prevents stretching. Side seams help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support. Sewn around the edges with a wide double topstitch for durability with tear Away label
How To Love Your Tees
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
Sizing
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.00 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 20.50 | 23.00 |
| Length, in | 25.00 | 26.00 | 27.00 | 27.75 | 28.00 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 13.75 | 14.25 | 15.12 | 15.62 | 16.50 |
Shipping
Please allow 2-5 days for shipping to the United States. For Canadian, Australian, New Zealand and Southeast Asian customers, delivery can take up to 30 business days depending on where you call home.
Auto fulfilment at checkout for other countries coming soon. Drop us a note if you'd like to request shipping to another location in the meantime: john@poochandpoodle.