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'Pardon My French (For Being So Cute)' | Unisex T-shirt

Regular price $19.95

Exclusive to Pooch and Poodle.  Not available in stores. 

See shipping information and size guide below.

How many times have you used the expression "Pardon my French'?  For French Bulldog owners, it's the perfect foil for those embarrassing doggie moments.

You know, when standing in the vicinity of fire hydrants.  Hanging around 'Keep off the Grass' signs.  And, of course, for those impromptu leg humping moments.  Dropping a little 'Excuse my French' into the mix is almost guaranteed to lighten the mood.

But let's face it, those moments are few and far between.  And there's something far more obvious that Frenchie owners should be apologizing for ... that they're so darn cute!  Of course, it's not easy saying sorry all day long!

So, we've saved you the bother with our 'Pardon My French' 100% cotton crew neck tee.  It's super-soft and guaranteed to last as long as your Frenchie keeps being cute. 

'Excuse My French' version also available.


  • Style: A modern, unisex retail fit shirt, with a crew neck and contoured side seams.  Neither fitted, nor ‘boxy’.
  • Fabric:  Breathable, lightweight (4.2oz), and made with 100% super soft pre-shrunk cotton.
  • Quality: Constructed with shoulder tape, double-stitched sleeves and hem, side seams, and a ribbed knit collar to maintain flexibility and shape. 
  • Durability: Our tees respond well to frequent washing, so it stays in your closet, rather than ending up in landfill.
  • Suitability: Works well for both men and women.
  • Sizing: Consistent sizing and runs ‘True to Size’ (TTS).


If you’re anything like us, it’s not enough to know that your tee looks amazing and will stand the test of time.  It also helps to know they’re made in a fair, humane and sustainable way.

  • Socially Responsible: Our tees are manufactured according to the principles of fair labor and responsible sourcing as a member of the Fair Labor Association and as a Platinum WRAP certified manufacturer.  WRAP ensures maintenance of manufacturing standards we can all be proud of in human resource management, health and safety, legal compliance, and environmental practices.
  • Eco-Friendly: Manufactured with a single-minded focus on minimizing environmental impact. Whether it be using 7x less water than the average apparel manufacturer or targeting zero waste.  Pretty much anything that isn’t turned into your tee is recycled, meaning almost nothing goes to landfill.  And only the most eco-friendly, non-harmful chemicals are used in the dyeing process.
  • USA Proud: Almost the entire manufacturing process for our tees takes place right here in the United States.


      S M L XL 2XL
    Width, in 18 20 22.01 24.02 25.99
    Length, in 28 29.02 30 31.03 32.01
    Sleeve length, in 8.9 9.18 9.45 9.73 10



    Please allow 7-12 days for shipping to the United States.  For Australia, New Zealand and Singapore customers please allow up to 3 weeks at this time.

    Auto fulfilment at checkout for other countries coming soon.  Please do drop us a note if you'd like to request shipping to another location in the meantime: john@poochandpoodle.